Comments on Pens Fatales: Seriously - Don't Mess With Me

OMG Jane - who knew!! That's so cool. I kind ...

2010-02-23T22:45:02.739-08:00

OMG Jane - who knew!! That's so cool. I kind of lied though. The truth is that once enough time goes by, my white-hot rage burns down to ash, and I'm all civilized and all again.

Trust - maybe not. But friendly-like. And if I live long enough I expect I'll be positively Zennish.

Holy shit! I have a FAN CLUB!! I'm going to ...

2010-02-23T22:42:44.743-08:00

Holy shit! I have a FAN CLUB!! I'm going to faint dead away now (fan, fan, fan, fanning self) I so love having people who love me. Yep, that is the best thing in the world. And you know what - I love y'all back.

Your good opinion once lost is lost forever? Hey, ...

2010-02-23T20:43:18.162-08:00

Your good opinion once lost is lost forever? Hey, you're Mr. Darcy!

Sophie, any one who doesn't like you is an idi...

2010-02-23T20:27:08.791-08:00

Sophie, any one who doesn't like you is an idiot. And I'll tell em so right to their face. Send me names and addresses. I'll have a slithery backup on this as well.

PS Weren't you nominated for a prestigious national award this year?? Selected by your peers? Out of HUNDREDS, you were chosen as a finalist?? (I can make sure ol Sourpuss hears about THAT too)

I would never even think of messing with you, Soph...

2010-02-23T17:14:13.788-08:00

I would never even think of messing with you, Sophie. I would just quietly slink away.

Love this whole essay, of course. Problem is, fol...

2010-02-23T09:21:54.123-08:00

Love this whole essay, of course. Problem is, following you and Rachael is pretty tough! You take all my thoughts, except express them better than I ever could! Hey -- totally with you on the karma police. They take care of everything, eventually ;)

But then I'd have to avenge my death from the ...

2010-02-22T09:35:58.231-08:00

But then I'd have to avenge my death from the great beyond, M!!

"sourdough starter for vengeance" if I ...

2010-02-22T09:20:19.030-08:00

"sourdough starter for vengeance" if I had a time machine I'd kill you and take credit for this

That WAS a great post. And you're right, that ...

2010-02-22T08:31:53.930-08:00

That WAS a great post. And you're right, that waitress thing was weird. She smiled at me and then snarled at you -- I've never seen anything like it.

Pamela - that was awesome! A much better descript...

2010-02-22T08:28:49.972-08:00

Pamela - that was awesome! A much better description of the revenge-state. :) and I'll be sure never to cross you, not even fictionally!

It makes me feel better than I'm not the only ...

2010-02-22T07:45:10.508-08:00

It makes me feel better than I'm not the only one who lets their grudges simmer down and reduce into a thick sludgy mass of undiluted vitriol where one single drop could take out a whole forest full of cute fuzzy creatures. Thank God we're writers and can exorcise our rage on the paper people!

Thanks for a great post!