Thursday, February 9, 2012

Kissy Face

--Adrienne Miller

I don't think this is going to come as a surprise to anyone, but I'm a big fan of kisses. I'm a romantic. I write stories packed full of kisses and all the things that kissing--good kissing--leads to. These things are my bread and butter.  I loves them.

But I also understand them.

But what's to understand about kissing, you ask. Aren't they instinctual? Well, riddle me this Batman, if kisses are so simple why have over 35 million people watched this video.

Thirty five million. Seriously.

Ok, so the good people at Howcast have 10 steps for better kissing. I haven't got any steps. Just theories. A handful of theories crafted over a lifetime of watching movies and reading novels, so I there's no doubting my sources.

Theory #1:  Truly great kisses come from emotions other than lust. Lonliness. Pain. Fear. They all need an outlet, and sometimes there's no better outlet than a kiss. 

Theory #2: Of course, plain ol' lust is good too.

Theory #3: Sometimes kisses should look like they hurt, cause ya know, sometimes love hurts.

Theory #4: Unless it doesn't.

So there they are, all of my advanced theories on kissing. Nothing to do now but sit back and wait for all those offers for honorary doctorates to start rolling in.


Rachael Herron said...

THERE IS NO ONE HERE AT WORK FOR ME TO KISS! Okay, there is, but I do not want that. Ew ew ew.
Ah, sigh.

Sophie Littlefield said...

i guess i could kiss the dog. :)

Adrienne Bell said...

Oh but Rachael, go back to #1. All that longing will make the kiss, when you do get it, all the better.

Sophie - Step away from the dog. That's a whole other post. ;-)

L.G.C. Smith said...

Nice work, Dr. Miller.

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