Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Vice is Fun


A vice is a habit or behavior considered immoral. And therefore, honey, they are FUN.
Running down the list of a few of my favorites:

1. Writing. I tell lies for a living. I make up truth, and then I make it up some more. When the lies are thick as tar, it's time to lay them on thicker, until the subject being written about is squirming and hopelessly stuck. And get this: the better the lie is, the harder it will be to tell that it's untrue.

2. Smoking. It's bad for you, and I don't do it. But the only reason I don't do it is because if I had even half a cigarette, I'd be back to a pack a day in a week. I've been an ex-smoker now for almost ten years, and I still love the smell of it. It's a sexy vice, too. Is there anything as seductive of that play of hands and mouth, the dance of smoke?

3. Sugar. Some people like crunchy snacks? Save 'em. I can leave a bag of potato chips on the counter for a month, but if you put ice cream in front of me and fail to remove your hand, I will bite it right off as I dive headfirst into the pint. I live, breathe, and run on sugar. Once, I cut it out of my life. For six months, I ate nothing sweeter than the occasional depressing drip of agave syrup on my oatmeal. I lost weight! I felt better than I ever had before! I was strong! Lean! Fast! Then I ate a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter minis, and I'm slower, heavier, and yes, happier.

4. Accordion. I don't think I need to say anything more than that.

(Oh. Maybe one more.)

5. Bluegrass. Don't tell me it's wrong because it feels so right.

And at its core, isn't that what vice is about? Be it Scotch or fast women (and with luck, both!), vice is bad. And that's why the thrill is particular, why the rush feels so good. Yes, we may regret it later, but let me play that accordion along with my Doc Watson album while drinking Laphroig and eating M&Ms, and I'm a happy-in-the-moment girl. I might regret the hangover tomorrow, but tonight, it's exactly what the doctor ordered.

6 comments:

toni in florida said...

Mmmmmm....iiiiice creeeeeam!

I've never thought of ice cream as a vice, but I'm gonna go have a little and see if I change my mind. (yum!)

Linda McDonald said...

My vice: sugar...in the form of anything chocolate. I have no self control at all if we have chocolate in the house.

Gigi Pandian said...

Oh, smoking... You already know my secret that I wish I liked smoking because it's just so damn cool.

williamdoonan said...

I drink beer in the tub, and I buy antique 3D cameras on e-bay. It's always one or the other.

William Doonan
www.themumiesofblogspace9.com

Sophie Littlefield said...

if smoking wasn't bad for you, i would be a fifteen pack a day smoker. i agree - nothing sexier.

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