Thursday, April 28, 2011

Is It a Lie if You're Acting?

by Gigi

I've admitted before that I'm the girl who moved the Ouija board. You could look me in the eye, and without blinking, my 12-year-old self would swear I didn't move the placard. Even though of course I did.

I was also known to have hidden a friend in the closet to make other kids think the house was haunted. It wasn't Halloween.

And as soon as I got my license at 16, I would scare the uninitiated with  Orange County urban legend 'The Brea Bum' as we were approaching the secluded spot where he 'lived.'

These were the lies of a creative child -- or so I tell myself.

In college, while I was writing bad fiction in creative writing class, I was also doing mock political debates in politics class. During one debate, students from Pitzer (my college) and Pomona (another Claremont College in our 5-college consortium) debated each other. I assumed the accent of the politician from the state I represented. I never once broke character. There might still be former Pomona College students out there who think I've got a thick South Carolina accent.

When I'm acting -- be it in the theatrical productions I acted in during high school and college, or in the roles I assumed above -- I can lie without breaking a sweat.

But when it comes to real life, I can't lie to save my life.

If I were to lie to you right now about something serious, you'd see it written all over my face. I'm so bad at real-life lying that you'd probably see right through me if I wrote a lie that I didn't intend to write as fiction. If I ever want to tell even a white lie, I'm better off keeping my mouth shut all together.

The good news is that I can have a blast telling stories -- be it in person, on stage, or on the page -- as long as I'm assuming the role of storyteller. Anyone have a Ouija board handy?

8 comments:

Rachael Herron said...

This is why you come across as so trustworthy, I think. Also, I want to be with YOU at Julie's Halloween party. :)

Mysti said...

South Carolina can be a tough accent to pull off. I'm impressed!!!!!

martha flynn said...

I only played ouija with lame people who wouldn't move the board! I needed you!

juliet Blackwell said...

All right, it's official: this Halloween Gigi's on ouija board duty!
Great post...I can just see a baby Gigi perpetrating interesting "lies" upon her friends. But all that being said -- I don't forgive you for not being here with me at Malice Domestic!

Gigi Pandian said...

Hmmm... I haven't dusted off my ouija board in years. I'll need to practice before Halloween!

And Mysti, I'm pretty sure I was doing a generic "southern" accent, but because I believed I was from South Carolina, they believed it, too.

Anne Spencer said...

memories.... :) Shannon

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