Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Martha Thinks (Insert Pen's Name) Rulez

For the record, I wasn't quite done with last week's anniversary love affair when we slobbered over each other.

Since I'm not one for rules (complete surprise, right?), I'm gonna continue with the adora-fest.

Sophie rulez cuz she didn't quit. I'm sure you've heard of Sophie by now. If not, you must not read Entertainment Weekly, The New York Times, or Huffpo you uncivilized baffoon! But man, if you knew how Sophie clawed her way up from unpubbed to poo-bah you'd wonder why Glenn Close hasn't capped a hobo to play her in a Lifetime movie.

Rachael rulez cuz she can make a sweater from scratch. And by scratch, I mean she can shear the sheep, spin the yarn, and then knit the damn thing. (I *have* asked you to be on my apocalypse team, right, Rachael? Consider this your official invite.)

Juliet rulez cuz quite simply, I'm smitten. I hate to fall back on pure sex appeal, but if I were a dude, I'd drool all over her. I'm sure she's also talented, smart, funny and all these other things...but what can I say. I'm the baser sort.

Adrienne rulez cuz she has fear and she forges ahead anyway. This is her own personal story to share so I won't but trust me, when I say she rulez, I effing mean it.

Lynne rulez cuz she is probably the smartest woman on the planet. Quite frankly, I don't understand why her brain hasn't exploded from all the information in there. Like, useful information. Not just the names of every cast of every reality tv series...not that uh...I have that...or anything...moving on....

Lisa rulez cuz she cares. I've never seen anyone care so much about people. It's ridonculous. She can gussy up more sympathy for a complete stranger than I can for my entire family. Don't cough in front of her or the next thing you know, she'll have you lying back on the couch with a cup of chicken soup and a thermometer.

Gigi rulez cuz she sees the world in a way most can't imagine. She takes pictures of things most people would just walk by and captures them so hauntingly, so beautifully, that it takes your breath away.

So that takes "Rules" topic! I do what I want! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

9 comments:

Juliet Blackwell said...

Wow, Martha. Thanks for the ego boost this morning ;-) Is it shallow that while others are celebrated for their smarts, caring, and determination, I'm excited to be the "hot" one? Anyway, just FYI, I'm smitten right back. You do know I've got a thing for rule breakers, don't you?

Sophie Littlefield said...

oh wooooowwwwww, i am going to clip and save this one. it's going to be the thing that's in my wallet fifty years from now when i die in a hotel room with a bartender I just met, and my kids are going to clip it out and send it to Ann Landers' successor :)

Adrienne Miller said...

If you only knew how much we adore you.

L.G.C. Smith said...

I was completely mired in chauffering young children around for much of the past month, so I failed to comment on your last post about the presents, but I've been thinking about how lovely that was ever since. And now...this. :)

In case any of you haven't met Martha, she rulez because she is superlative in all ways. She glows with life, and she is fearless in a way I wish all little girls could carry with them through their whole lives. She busts her behind for what she wants. She doesn't suffer fools. She speaks her mind with confidence, and what a mind it is. Martha is, quite simply, a Force of Nature, and what Adrienne said? So true.

Martha Flynn said...

Totally read that the first time around as "She doesn't suffer food" and was nodding along. Clearly my mind is still on lunch. And hugging you. :)

Gigi Pandian said...

Martha also rulez because of her apocalypse garden -- way better than mine!

Rachael Herron said...

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
I wasn't expecting that. Yes, I want to be on the apo-team! xoxo

Lisa Hughey said...

I have no words. :) xoxo

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